Peanut Butter & Chocolate Pie. This helpless victim, made by Grandmother on the weekend, was taken down without a fight at approx. 3:14 am this morning. This is the second victim in less than a week.
The suspect is approx. 5'10" with brownish looking fuzzy hair. Approximately 40 years old. Recently lost 30 lbs and claims his innocence. However, the trail of evidence leading from the fridge to his home office suggests otherwise. Suspect says he has no knowledge of why crumbs are everywhere on his desk & chair or why chocolate appears smeared around his lips.
The cream cheese brownies, also made by Grandmother on the weekend, have been placed in the witness protection program at a secret location. Poor Peanut Butter & Chocolate Pie.
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